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I passed the word on the ~CTR~ page.

Nope.

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but ...

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?" The man r...

HOLY GOOD GOD HALALOOYA WE FINALLY GOT POWER ............................... I'm gonna go watch TV now

Update : Still no power and intermittent phone service.

Phone went out Sunday , i.e. no DSL , got phone and internet back late last night , still no power.

They say we got 11 inches of rain , its hard to tell how much we got when it was blowing sideways for 14 hours :razz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctRNsGnkP7Q We are still running on a generator (thank god for DSL and a laptop) here are a few pics. http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1245/008il7.jp...

Looks like we made it 14+ hours for 70+ winds is for the birds
Looks like a bomb went off in our subdivision , powers been out since 4am , thank god for generators.

Getting ready for the shitstorm

Tell me about it here in Spring Texas is going to be fun

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) . It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder...

A male patient is lying in bed in William Beaumont Hospital , wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse prepares to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the oxygen mask. 'Are my testicles black?' Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't k...

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be more than ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, 'What's with the money in the jar?' 'Well......you pay $10 and if you pass three...

A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, 'Is that Jesus sitting over there?' The waitress nodded 'yes,' so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. T...

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Bill Clinton's letter to John Hinckley For those of you who may not be completely aware of John Hinckley, who he is, what he did, and why, here's a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. John was absolutely obsessed with movie star...

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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The li...

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The other night w...