Friends

[MgA]TiMeX · Post by **[MgA]TiMeX** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 5:17 pm

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

Post by **[MgA]ODEN** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:48 pm

[MgA]TiMeX · Post by **[MgA]TiMeX** » Wed Nov 01, 2006 8:10 pm

[MgA]ODEN wrote:

That's good.

[MgA]MajorOne · Post by **[MgA]MajorOne** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:29 pm

Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell. The devil checks on
them
and sees them dressed in parkas and touques, warming themselves around
hells fire. The devil asks, "Isn't it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, we're from Canada, eh? We're just happy for a
chance to warm up a little bit."

The devil decides these two aren't miserable enough, and cranks up the
temperature. The heat has everyone there screaming and weeping and
gnashing their teeth, but when the devil stops in on the boys again,
they're in light jackets, grilling sausages and drinking beer.

The devil is furious! "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you
two
seem to be enjoying yourselves!" The two Canadians reply, "Well, we've
just got to have a cook-out when the weather is THIS nice!"

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. He
realizes
these two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives,
so he decides to turn all the heat off in hell, to give them a taste of
true suffering.

But when he checks in on the Canadians again, they're jumping up and
down,
cheering and yelling like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded. "What's going
on? When I turn up the heat, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold and
you're even happier. What is wrong with you two?"

The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise. "Don't you know? When
hell freezes over, it means the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!"

Post by **[MgA]ODEN** » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:11 pm

Nate3001 · Post by **Nate3001** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 6:23 pm

Bush sent them into a war for nothing without the proper bodyarmor

...but hey at least he made that sign for 'em. That one and the one that said Mission Accomplished

.....remember.....
god i cant wait until tomorrow

[MgA]TiMeX · Post by **[MgA]TiMeX** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 8:27 pm

Nate3001 wrote:Bush sent them into a war for nothing without the proper bodyarmor ...but hey at least he made that sign for 'em. That one and the one that said Mission Accomplished .....remember.....
god i cant wait until tomorrow

This is the funnies page. We don't have a politics or religion page because we don't want arguements. We can all find quotes that make our opposition look silly. Things like the pic above are only for the humor.

Nate3001 · Post by **Nate3001** » Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:34 pm

Sorry guys I just CANNOT stand anymore of Bush and his war thats all. Just tired...and i hate the fact that my cousin is heading back to Iraq cause he cant seem to handle the real world since hes been back. I meant no disrespect to anyone thats for sure.

I love all my MgA/MgP brothers even you really really old ones!!