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Subject: Mental Hospital

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.
Please select from the following options menu:


If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to
press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5
and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what
you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will
be forwarded to the MotherShip.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter
which number you press, nothing will make you happy
anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after
the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please
wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up,
turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons; you'll
just mess it up.
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Post by [MgA]TiMeX »

Numbers one, six and seven seem to hit close to home for some reason.

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Post by [MgA]BoZn8r »

hey i just got back from there and none of those numbers worked for me!! :(

How the hell are you guyz???
Hey timex i got a new number for ya.............
[EDIT] our new home number try it sum time.. :grin:
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Post by [MgA]TiMeX »

HEYA BOZ, good to see you. Robbie and I were talking about you just the other day. Hope things are well with you. I'll call you this evening. Meanwhile I'll write the number down and have the post edited. No need to have it public.

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher »

[MgA]TiMeX wrote: No need to have it public.
Just move the thread to the Clan section so ONLY [MgA] can have Boz's phone number. Remember? - we had his OLD one ;)

HI Boz! Long time no see. Good to see you back! 8)
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Post by [MgA]BoZn8r »

:grin: Thanx good 2 b back Lots of family stuff goin on but now its quieted down enough to get in here again. Hope to see you guyz playin q3 sometime n the bite me server. hehe. will talk again.

L8r
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