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Inner city SAT Exam

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Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can
use in real-world situations. It's about time!

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1. Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round mag. He usually misses 6 of every
10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by
shootings can Ramon hit before he reloads?


2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
$320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram. What be the street value of
the rest of his crap?


3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?


4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to get the 20%
upside?


5. Desmond gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette,
and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's,
how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $9000?


6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money
will be left when he gets out?


7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with
3-8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?


8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?


9. LaShaunda is a lookout for the gang. LaShaunda also has a Boa
Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and the cost be $5 per rat. If
LaShaunda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed
her snake with one week's income?


10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15 mph,
Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load
his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
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Post by [MgA]TiMeX »

lol, fershizle

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