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Funeral Expenses

Post by [MgA]ODEN » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:52 am

Obama goes on a State visit to Israel . While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertaker tells the US diplomats: "You can have him shipped home
for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100".
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and
tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1 million to
get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this
religious country and you would only spend $100?".
One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here, was
buried here, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply
can't take that risk"

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Post by [MgA]TiMeX » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:52 pm


That made me chuckle.

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Post by 5ouL » Sat Apr 30, 2011 1:45 pm

good joke :lol:

reading the title only has given me the impression we are all old fags near death and somebody start making jokes about the last steps ... :lol:

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Sun May 01, 2011 11:44 pm

Nice Oden :lol:

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