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Heard a good one while on our 14 day cruise/tour of Alaska

Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:14 pm

A Texan on an cruise to Alaska, with me and the wife, was saying how large things were in Texas.
He was going on and on about this and that was large, upsetting all the local Alaskians.

He even said Texas was the second largest state in the US...next to Alaska. At this point all the locals were getting pissed off and said: "Be quiet or we'll split Alaska in half and make Texas the third largest state"

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:16 pm

This is true. Wife and I got back Sunday after 22 hours in airports.

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Post by 5ouL » Tue Sep 06, 2011 9:53 am

this holidays sounds awsome, do you have pics from the local beach there :D

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:41 am

5ouL wrote:this holidays sounds awsome, do you have pics from the local beach there :D
Sure do. Couple of problems though:
(1) The beaches were usually covered by very fine sand with a top layer of about 2,000 feet thickness of ice cubes. This is good for the JD&Coke but the scooping into the glass was difficult as the cubes were all attached and still in their original package.

(2) The only swimmers musta weighed a couple of tons. They were large as whales! And they were skinny dipping!

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I'll post some pictures of Denali (and Mount Denali) when we download them from our cameras.

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:52 am

Speaking of Texans...anyone seen our favorite one around these parts? :smt025

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Post by [MgA]ODEN » Wed Sep 07, 2011 3:21 pm

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Post by [MgA]RockCrusher » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:21 pm

:smt006

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