Traffic Jam

[[MgA]ODEN]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside
of
Washington. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man
knocks on
his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks,

"What happened?"

"What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse
Jackson,
Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They are asking for a $10 million
ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on
fire."

"We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"


"About a gallon

[[MgA]TiMeX]

lol

[[MgA]RockCrusher]

HAHAHAHA.

Throw in Bush and I'll donate the Alberta Oil fields