[MgA]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10
speed bicycle. His
father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the
mortgage on this house
is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's
no way we can
afford it.

"The next day the father saw little Patrick heading
out the front
door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are
you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your
room last night heard
you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard
her tell you to
wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned
if I'm staying
here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

LOL