State Trooper..
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:34 pm
Two men were driving around when they got pulled over by a state trooper, the cop walks up to the window and tapped on it with his nightstick...
The driver rolls down his window and Whack!! The trooper hits him on the head with his nightstick..
What the hell was that for, the driver asks???
The trooper replies that in this state you had better have you're drivers licence out when we get to the car..
I'm sorry officer, the driver said, I'm not from around here..
The officer runs a check on the licence and it comes back clean, so he hands the guy back his ID..
The trooper then walks over to the passenger side, and taps on the window...
The passenger rolls down his window and Whack!!!! He gets hit on the head ..
What did you do that for the passenger demands!!
Just making you're wish come true the officer replies..
Making What wish come true?? The passenger asks???
Because I know you're type the trooper says, Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to you're buddy and say..
I wish that butthole would have tried that crap on me..
The driver rolls down his window and Whack!! The trooper hits him on the head with his nightstick..
What the hell was that for, the driver asks???
The trooper replies that in this state you had better have you're drivers licence out when we get to the car..
I'm sorry officer, the driver said, I'm not from around here..
The officer runs a check on the licence and it comes back clean, so he hands the guy back his ID..
The trooper then walks over to the passenger side, and taps on the window...
The passenger rolls down his window and Whack!!!! He gets hit on the head ..
What did you do that for the passenger demands!!
Just making you're wish come true the officer replies..
Making What wish come true?? The passenger asks???
Because I know you're type the trooper says, Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to you're buddy and say..
I wish that butthole would have tried that crap on me..
