If you have sex with a prostitute against her will,
is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated
instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good
idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every
two hours? (I've been sleeping like a baby lately!)
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look
at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is
baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a
hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but
when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Questions that haunt me
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Questions that haunt me
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